Friday, August 27, 2004

Joke of the Day

What we are all working for!!!

One sunny day  in 2005, a WWII veteran wearing a VFW hat approached the White House from across Pennsylvania  Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would  like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine  replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following  day, the man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would  like to go in and meet with President  Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,  Mr. Bush is not President and doesn't reside here." The older man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same veteran approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I  would like to go in and meet with  President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to  speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The older veteran answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

1 Comments:

Blogger Oleg said...

Great joke!

If American wisdom prevails in these elections - that's all this will be - a joke.

1:22 PM  

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